when you smoke your 100th joint as soon as the smoke enters your mouth your middle name on facebook automatically changes to Idgaff and your cover photo becomes a photo of bob marley there is no way to stop this from happening it’s just a part of life
omg in high school i had facebook friends who changed their names to nobudi needtaknow and nunya biz
If someone calls you ugly just say “I’d insult you too but it looks like nature did that already”
then sashay away








